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Dagens tweet: Forrest Gumps lösenord
Vet ni vad Forrest Gump har för lösenord? "1forrest1"— Jonathan Sulo (@jonathansulo) maj 14, 2012Nu vet ni.
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Dagens tweet: Rädda hedern
"Puke, I am your father." Den enda grej man kan säga för att rädda lite självrespekt när man kräks.— Fredrik Strömberg (@stroemberg) maj 19,...
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Dagens tweet: Det är fredag
Step 1) Imagine Jar Jar singing Rebecca Black's "Friday". 2) Try to get it out of your head. 3) Fail. 4) Cry. 5) Enjoy...
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Dagens tweet: Kickstopper
We need something like Kickstarter in reverse. Kickstopper? I would kick in a fair amount to keep Uwe Boll from making his next movie.—...
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Dagens tweet: Var den du är
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss—...
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Dagens tweet: Rätt skådespelerska sökes
Sigh. The wife suggested we make our very own sex video. Then she got all grumpy when I started auditioning for her role.— bruce...
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Dagens tweet: Microfiche!
Remember when you would go to the library and Microfiche yourself?— Natasha Leggero (@natashaleggero) maj 12, 2012Good times.
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Dagens tweet: Anmäl till Gary bums!
FWD: ALL STAFF: NOTHING to panic about but we MAY have lost the plans to the Death Star. If found, please contact Gary in...
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Dagens tweet: Äntligen Akon!
Akon 2006 "I wanna fuck you" .. Akon 2008 "I wanna make love right now na na na"... Akon 2010 "I just had sex!"......
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Dagens tweet: Inte medborgare längre
"Ditt medborgarskap är indraget. Orsak: Du har varit en idiot på nätet. Detta beslut kan inte överklagas."— Fredrik Strömberg (@stroemberg) maj 11, 2012Vilken vacker...
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Dagens tweet: Game of Thrones och Twitter
Game of Thrones reminds me of twitter a lot because there are 140 characters and terrible things are constantly happening— Scott (@iscoff) maj 11,...
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Dagens tweet: Star Wars-rasism
George Lucas has changed Star Wars 46 times & never given Chewbacca a medal for blowing up the Death Star. #SpaceRacism— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan)...